This is the second in a series of posts about stupid photos taken by real estate agents and actually posted to their local MLS. I know they were taken by agents because professional photographers certainly wouldn’t allow such trash to sully their equipment. I’m not the only one to post the photos – some call them Bad Real Estate Photos or Bad MLS Photos. While the photos come from a variety of sources (submissions from you are gladly acknowledged!), one of the best is terriblerealestateagentphotographs, which is anonymous, and his/her captions are understated but hilarious and hard to improve on.
Today’s photos “highlight” one of my many pet peeves, the Tilt-O-Matic home photo. Without further ado:
- Would it look less unbalanced with an equal number of windows on each side of the entrance?
- This house recently developed a slow puncture, but may not be totally beyond repair.
- I strongly recommend immediate viewing of this property, before it slides down the road into the neighboring somewhat more unsavory school district.
- Modern building techniques now allow completed houses to be dropped into position from a great height – with variable results.
I am planning a series of posts about stupid photos taken by real estate agents and actually posted to their local MLS, supposedly in furtherance of their intention to sell a home. I know they were taken by agents because professional photographers certainly wouldn’t allow such trash to sully their equipment.
I’m not the only one to post the photos – some call them Bad Real Estate Photos or Bad MLS Photos. I am trying to be original and coin the term “Badvertising.” ( I haven’t Googled it yet, so it’s at least original to me.)
What won’t be original to me in some cases are the snarky captions. While the photos come from a variety of sources (submissions from you are gladly acknowledged!), one of the best is terriblerealestateagentphotographs, which is anonymous, and his/her captions are understated but hilarious and hard to improve on.
Today’s examples are all potty humor, a topic to which I am sure we will return over and over:
Never miss a delivery because you were on the toilet again!
Potential buyers have a choice: erect a divider, or own the most inconveniently arranged bathroom on the planet.
The judges prepare to take their places for one of the more unusual events at this year’s Winter Olympics.
I hope you weren’t drinking coffee or something. Clean up your device and next time be prepared.
Captain Grammar here with a reminder . . . don’t disobey or the paddle comes out.
